No one will be spared ! No one ! that means you too zippo ! Come back here !

[Mr DJD]

Film isnt just about entertaiment and art- its also a tool for revenge ! Here are a list of people who annoy me on a day to day basis and will feature in my films only to be disposed of horribly :

1. Bus Drivers

2. Bouncers

3. Security guards

4. Dog owners who cant control their dogs and when it starts growling at you they say " its alright he wont hurt ya !" LIARS !

5. Clowns.

It may seem wrong, but killing em on celluloid is a lot more healthier than killing them in real life.

Will any one else have their real life enemies destroyed in their movies or is it just me ?

[X o Zelig o X]

This would be a very bad idea if you were an extremely racist person... [img]eek.gif[/img] Umm... People who i think should be killed in movies....

1. Abusive Fathers
2. Spoiled rotten kids
3. Stupid drivers who cut you off on the road
4. Cheating Girlfriends
5. Teachers who "lose" your midterm essay!!!
6. People who are cruel to animals
7. White people who think they're black

Thats about all i can think of now. [img]biggrin.gif[/img] Cya.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 27, 2005 03:20 PM: Message edited by: Zelig ]</font>

[dmccoy]

This is why it is good to walk quitely and carry a very large flame thrower.

Actually what is even more fun is to have them kill themselves off in thier own stupidity. [img]graemlins/idea.gif[/img]

To simply initiate a cap in thier @$$ might be considered to lacking in finesse [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

1. Actors
a. those who when you pull everything together and show at thier hood forgot.
b. Those who play along with you out of sheer bloody mindedness and then walk out 3 seconds before thier part.
2. Those that are @$$ holes yet are incredibly popular.

These and a few others are those that I would not mind seeing writhing in a column of flame. [img]cool.gif[/img] it is important to wear sunglasses because the light emmitted by napalm may damage your retinas.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 27, 2005 03:44 PM: Message edited by: Dark Matter Films ]</font>

[emjen]

MTV-hip-hoppers.

Hate em.

[Initiate]

Short and Sweet.
Teenagers.

In fact im planning to kill them all off in a short im writing titles.

"How to kill a Teenager in 96 Easy Steps"

[jb_617]

<u>jb's big list of stuff that sucks.</u>

1. Jim Davidson.

2. People who write "your" when they mean "you're".

3. Fox News.

4. Margaret Thatcher.

5. The idiots that cancelled "Family Guy". (Making a comeback though!)

6. Me.

7. All my ex-girlfriends.

8. All the girls who refuse to go out with me.

9. Soap Operas.

10. Bad films.

11. The far right.

12. The far left.

13. Neutrals.

14. Democrats.

15. Republicans.

16. Jim Davidson.

17. Whining pseudo-socialist Michael Moore.

18. Frothing neo-nazi Bill O?Reilly.

19. Bono and the rest of U2.

20. Everyone I was at school with who wasn?t cool.

21. Everyone I was at school with who was cool.

22. My job.

23. Your job.

24. Australia.

25. Australians.

26. People who pronounce it ?Jo?Berg?.

27. Kent.

28. The Ashes.

29. My landlord.

30. Lists.

31. My flatmate?s refusal to pay the money he owes me.

32. Star Wars and all associated films and merchandising.

33. People who disagree with 32.

33b. People who collect 32.

34. Prices.

35. My knee hurts.

36. Tottenham Hotspur.

37. Critics.

38. Natasha Walters.

39. The Daily Mail.

40. Tabloids.

41. People who hate teenagers when they are one.

42. Jim Davidson.

43. Oyster Cards.

44. Idiots that don?t have the right fare for the bus and clog up the doorway.

45. Chip ?n? Pin.

46. My old University that closed down its Chemistry Department.

47. Capitalists.

48. Anti-Capitalists.

49. Astrology and all associated ?New Age? bullshit.

50. People who write new age in quotation marks.

51. Taoism.

52. Hippies.

53. Mods.

54. Rockers.

55. Teddy Boys. (Get over it you freaks)

56. People who don?t get William Shatner.

57. The fact that ?Shatner? is not in the dictionary.

58. People who claim they are ?Spiritual?.

59. Girls that ask me to dance.

60. Boys that ask me to dance.

61. Salsa Dancing.

62. All dancing.

63. Cars.

64. Bikes.

65. Trains.

66. Busses.

67. Hypocrites that hate public transport but use it anyway.

68. Jim Davidson.

69. The fact that Bill Hicks is dead.

70. The fact that Dennis Leary is still alive.

71. ?Rescue Me?.

72. ?The Sopranos?.

73. ?Desperate Housewives?. (The TV show and the other kind)

74. The fact that ?Quincy? is on while I?m at work.

75. Remakes.

76. Fakes.

77. Magicians.

78. Illusionists.

79. Street Magicians.

80. Hypnotists.

81. The Alexander Technique.

82. Linvoy Primus.

83. The 1988 Littlewoods Cup final result.

84. The Bosman Ruling.

85. Conspiracy Theories.

86. Conspiracy Theorists.

87. The movie ?Conspiracy Theory?.

88. Mel Gibson.

89. ?The Rocky Horror Picture Show?.

90. The fact that my boss has interrupted me 3 times while I?m trying to write this.

91. Cream Soda.

92. The fact that I never learned to drive.

93. Drivers.

94. Coffee.

95. Lack of coffee.

96. People who keep telling me that: ?There?s more caffeine in tea.?

97. Jamie Oliver and <u>all</u> TV cooks. (Yeah that?s right COOKS, get over yourselves! You heat up food for Christs sake. Chef my arse!)

98. This list.

99. People who disagree with anything on this list.

100. Jim Davidson.

Well, I think that roundly insulted everyone's tastes. Cheers.


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I'll update this later.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 28, 2005 08:04 AM: Message edited by: jb. ]</font>

[Brooks Productions]

...well i think u left out people who find ur list funny and people who correct ur list [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[jb_617]

Originally posted by Brooks Productions:
...well i think u left out people who find ur list funny and people who correct ur list [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Damn, you're right. How did I miss those suckers [img]wink.gif[/img]

I should prolly add wiseasses to it as well. [img]wink.gif[/img]


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Just kidding folks.

[curtinparloe]

I can't make a film about people that frustrate, annoy and confound me.

I'd get way too freaked out on set [img]graemlins/thinking.gif[/img]

[jb_617]

Originally posted by curtinparloe:
I can't make a film about people that frustrate, annoy and confound me.

I'd get way too freaked out on set [img]graemlins/thinking.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If I made a movie about people or things that I liked, we'd all be staring at a blank screen for 2 hours.


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